Animal jokes

Update: Friday, 27. September

Here you find a collection of funny animal jokes for kids. Have fun!

What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant? Swimming Trunks!
What has six eyes but cannot see? Three blind mice!
How do you count cows? With a cowculator.
Why do elephants never forget? Because nobody ever tells them anything!
What day do fish hate? Fry-day.
Where do hamsters come from? Hamsterdam.
What do call a bear with no ears? B.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.
What kind of snake is good at math? An adder.
What do you get if you cross a crocodile with a flower? I don't know, but I'm not going to smell it!
What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-sore-ass.
Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? Because he doesn't want anyone to know that he's been screwing chickens.
Where do Superman's goldfish live? In the super bowl.
Why wouldn't the butterfly go to the dance? It was a moth ball.
How do you know there are two elephants in your fridge? The door won't close.
How many giraffes can you fit in a refrigerator? None, the elephants are in there!
What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros? Elephino.
Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game yesterday? Their bats flew away.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? Decaffeinated.

You know another funny animal joke? Just feel free to write a comment.

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