Anti jokes
This collection of the best anti-jokes shows that humor can be surprisingly funny. Anti-humor is a type of indirect humor. Laugh about well-known joke patterns shown in a different way. Humor without logic. Have fun!
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Knock, knock! Who's there? Boo! Sorry, I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away.
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What did the cow say when the farmer milked it? Moo.
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Knock Knock who's there ? DHL sign for this please.
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What is green and runs through the forest? A pack of cucumbers.
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Why did Suzie fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms.
- What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
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What's green and invisible? The cabbage to your left.
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What does a duck and a tablespoon have in common? Both are not a lamp.
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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.
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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5, you both have $5.
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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A fridge
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Roses are purple Fidges are blue, Now I'm confused, Toaster.
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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.
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A blind man can't see this joke, so I probably shouldn't write it.
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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.
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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.
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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.
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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.
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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
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An Irishman walks out of a bar.
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A horse walks into a bar. Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".
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What is the difference between an eagle and a groundhog? They both live underground, except for the eagle.
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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.
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