Here you find a collection of dumb blonde jokes. Have fun!
Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? Cause you have to hollow out its head!
How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her ears.
How do you drive a blonde crazy? Give her a bag of M & M s and tell her to alphabetize them.
Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? Because they go answer the door.
What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant.
What does the blond do when she finds a blonde jokes website? She shares it with her friends.
What do you call an intelligent blonde? A Golden Retriever.
Why do blondes have more fun? They're easier to find in the dark.
What's the advantage of being married to a blond? You can park in handicapped zones.
What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials? Double-dumb.
Blonde: "I was born in the U.S."
Friend: "Oh really, what part?"
Blonde: "All of me, silly."
What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up.
How do you amuse a blonde for hours? Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning? A visitor.
What did the blonde do when she got her period? Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her.
What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade.
Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash? She got cold and turned off the fan.
What did the blonde say when she saw the banana peel on the floor? Oh no, I'm going to fall again.
What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence.
If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? The brunette, the blonde would have to stop for directions!
A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 5:23. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."
What does a blonde say if you blow in her ear? Thanks for the refill!
Why don't blondes get coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them.
What is a blonde's favorite color? Glitter.
You know another funny blonde joke or something to laugh? Just feel free to write a comment.
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