Facebook jokes

Are you a Facebook addict? You are logged in to Facebook every day? On every device? Maybe it helps to read this page and make a bit fun of Facebook. Here is a small collection of jokes about Facebook, Social Networks, Google+ and Co.

• 1 friend request, 0 shared friends, first thought: How the hell did the find me?

• "There are rumors going around that Facebook is building a cell phone. It's pretty good, except you can only use it to call people you barely remember from high school."

• We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.

• Dad writes on son's wall... "Son, how have you been? Your mom and I am fine. We miss you a lot. We wish to see you... So please turn off your PC and come downstairs for Dinner".

• Why Facebook is so hit? People are more interested in other's life than their own.

• Facebook now has more than 500 million users, which may help explain why unemployment is around 10 percent.

• Teacher at school: "What will you do after growing up?" Student: "Facebooking" Teacher: "NO! I mean what will you BECOME?..."

• Why is Facebook like Jail? You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know!

• Wanna make money through Facebook? Go to: "Account->Settings" and click on "De-activate your Account" then Now Start Working!

• Why is Facebook a real great site for loners? Because it's the only place where they can talk to a wall and not be considered a loser!

• Facebook is said to be working on a check-in feature so that your friends can see your location. Though I think everyone knows, if you're on Facebook, you're at work.

• Why is Facebook like a refrigerator? Because every few minutes you keep opening and closing it to see if there's anything good in it!

• Google is now developing a Facebook rival, a product similar to Facebook. They say their goal: "You never have to see your friends in real life ever again."

• Why should you create a Facebook account with the name "Nobody"? Because when somebody posts something stupid you can say "Nobody likes this!"

• Come to Myspace and Twitter my Yahoo Til' I Google all over your Facebook.

• When Facebook, MySpace and Twitter merge into one super social networking company what will it be called? "My Twit Face."

• Why did John Connor lead the resistance against the machines? Skynet refused to give John a Facebook friend request!

• Facebook addiction? My girl friend asked me "Facebook or me?" ... Sometimes I really miss her.

Even more fun stuff on Facebook...

You know you're addicted to Facebook when:

• ... If the last thing you do before going to sleep, and the first thing when you wake up is to check Facebook.
• ... You are looking for the "Publish" button at a rock concert.
• ... You are married on Facebook but not in real life.
• ... You cannot reach your mother because she has no Facebook account.
• ... You check your Facebook account more than one time every hour.
• ... You cry when someone rejects your friend request.
• ... Your dreams involve people writing messages on your wall.
• ... You have friends on Facebook that you don't actually know.
• ... You get warned by Facebook for sending too many messages.
• ... You go on Facebook from other peoples computers.
• ... You have facebooked your mom...or your friends mom.
• ... You have several Facebook friends that you've never actually met in person.
• ... You join a new Facebook group on a daily basis.
• ... You like to receive meaningless gift icons and you like sending meaningless gift icons in return.
• ... You post that you are sitting on the toilet.
• ... You turn your computer off, go to bed, grab your phone and log on to Facebook one last time for the night.
• ... You update your status more than 3 times a day.
• ... You visit sites that list reasons about being addicted to Facebook.
• ... Your Facebook can be used as an instant messenger.
• ... Your profile has so many applications that it takes several minutes to load.
• ... Your relationship status is only official if it's been updated on Facebook.
• ... You have already checked your Facebook account three times before finishing this list!
• ... You carefully check Facebook on your smartphone while in the movie theater.

You know the more cool Facebook jokes or something funny about the Net? Just write a comment...

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