Flirting quotes and sayings

Here you find a collection of funny quotes you could use while flirting. Have fun!

• Hey, didn't we go to different schools?

• If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.

• Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

• I'm an organ donor, need anything?

• Smile... it's the second best thing to do with your lips.

• You are what I never knew I always wanted.

• I don't dance. But I'd love to hold you while you do.

• You remind me of my next girlfriend.

• God must be in a very good mood today, he made us meet.

• You can't be real. May I pinch you to see if I'm dreaming?

• One smile can't change the world but your smile changes mine.

• Oops! I lost my mobile number! Could I have yours?

• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

• Girl: Why are you followinq me? Boy: My parents told me to always follow my dreams.

• Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet but nothing compared to you.

• Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

• I can't read lips unless they are touching mine.

• My friend wants to know if you think I'm hot.

• The only things your eyes haven't told me is your name.

• Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?

• Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

• Do you have any sunscreen? Because you are burning me up.

• It's amazing how I look up into the stars, and you're the first thing that comes into my mind.

• I am not flirting. I am just being extra friendly to someone who is extra attractive.

• Do you have a license? Because you're driving me crazy.

• I wish I was a teddy bear that lay upon your bed, so every time you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead.

• Didn't I meet you in some other hallucination?

• What's your sign?

• Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

• If love is the answer...can you repeat the question?

• If I follow you home, will you keep me?

• What's your idea of a perfect kiss?

• Can I flirt with you?

• I can see your future in your eyes. Glad I can see myself.

• Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

• You are 100% beautiful, You are 100% lovely, You are 100% sweet, You are 100% nice and You are 100% stupid to believe these words...

• Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

• Your name must be Summer, because you're HOT!

You know other cool flirting quotes or sayings? Please write a comment...

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